Can you make cat food in there too?

Pretty sure this is the saddest thing I've even seen. And I've seen that ASPCA commercial with Sarah Mclachlan a lot!



From what I understand (via VH1), the 80's were all about convenience. And speed. Not speed like the drug. More like speed like cocaine. Lots of cocaine! And Member's Only jackets. And microwaves. People baked cakes in microwaves, not just Hot Pockets and aluminum foil (NOTE: Don't do that. I won't be responsible for another dorm fire)! Apparently, according to this lady, if you're living alone you have no time for ovens are stoves. Don't even buy one! You're too busy to maintain it! Just buy a microwave as big as your car, that's all you need to cook biscuits and bacon and eggs and strawberry jam (yes, strawberry jam).
Don't forget the salt that you like so much on your eggs (that you eat alone):

"... hi mom."

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Can't believe I haven't seen this before.

I made this

Chairlift makes a good song really scary

With people writhing around on the floor dressed in garbage bags in a dark room with a concrete floor. Great tune, though:

Oh, I had no idea.

Gwyneth Paltrow/Goop parody, still the worst

And when I say the worst, I really mean the best, but also the worst. Get it? No? ...whatever.

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Memory Cassette - "Surfin'" / "Body In The Water"

Typical old video set to typical trippy electronica. But I like this:

SURFIN'/BODY IN THE WATER-MEMORY CASSETTE from PAT VAMOS on Vimeo.