"I will guarantee she has no more children."

That's what the spokesman for the Aboriginal nation said about Nicole Kidman playing a didgeridoo on German television. I guess their culture believes that women can't play the didgeridoo or it will make them infertile.

I guess I think this is funny because Nicole Kidman finally had a child of her own, and now some guy's threatening her with infertility. I don't think she needs the curse, woman-hatin' spokesperson. She can do that all on her own.

Oh, and also this picture is just funny.