Magic for pervs

Every time I remember some guy doing a magic trick for me, he wasn't attractive and it usually had something to do with cards or cups or mirrors. Not really sexual, like making clothes disappear. He probably averted her attention enough to slip some GHB in her drink.
Oh, and also, women are than dumb that a magic trick a 6 year old would be stunned by is also good enough to amaze us into a stupor while you go for a feel.

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