Ty tak nuzshna mne.

A couple months ago, I was chatting with my friend Patrick, and I don't exactly remember how we came across this website, but we found a list of Russian phrases that are obviously (and hilariously) geared towards arranging a mail-order bride:

http://www.dating-world.net/Russian%20phrases.htm

We have a couple favorite phrases:

Dlya menya eto ochen' neobychny sposob znakomstva - For me it's very unusual way of meeting people.

ti takaya dobraya - You are so kind

eto Olga? - Is that Olga?

Pazavite pazhalusta Olga - Could I speak to Olga?

Olga doma? - Is Olga home?

vsyo chevo ya hachu chtoby tee stala mayey zshenoy - All I want is you were my wife.

paver mne - Believe me.

mne tak kharasho stoboy - I feel so good next to you (Which doesn't make sense because this list is for chatting over the phone)

ty poslana mne bogom - You were sent me by God.