Just get a boob job already.

I saw this commercial for "Easy Curves," this workout machine that works out your... pecks? I think. But it supposedly makes your boobs bigger, but only like by an inch. The reason I'm posting it, though, is because it's gross. It makes your boobs move, and it reminds me of those body builders who can make their pecks move up and down. And that's gross. Girls do not like that, by the way, so please stop doing it a parties, men.